The Republicans aren't interested in protecting human health, safety, and lives.
Nor are they interested in protecting any other species, animal or vegetable.
So I asked myself, "what do they care about?"
And then it hit me: they do get animated about protecting man-made inanimate objects.
They usually do have strong feelings for things like
-stocks and bonds
-oil drilling platforms
-coal burning power plants
-motor boats, and
No wonder I don't like Republicans. I'd rather protect lives.